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Saturday, September 19, 2009

Male or Female?

Tire - male, because it goes bald and often is overinflated.

Sponges - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

Hammer - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
Kidneys - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

Ziplock Bags - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

Web Page - female, because it is always getting hit on.

Shoe - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

Remote Control - female, because it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

Swiss Army Knife - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

Copier - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up, it is an effective reproduction
device when the right buttons are pushed, and because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

Hot Air Balloon - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and of course, there's the hot air part.

Hourglass - female, because over time the weight shifts to the bottom.

Subway - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
Can you spot the female duck?



  2. ha, a very good one!
    thx for sharing!

  3. Funny!

    Thanks for the kind comment.

  4. Really cute, thanks for the morning laugh

  5. The female is the one with her mouth shut and her head turned. The male is yapping about what the score of the football game was with every detail about every play that we don't give a hoot about. :)

    Betcha didn't think of it that way!

  6. Great post, I got a good laugh out of this and sooo true!

  7. that last picture just made me laugh and laugh!!

  8. Cute post. :)

    Your site keeps redirecting to an advertisement - just wanted to let you know.

    I also love your hermie picture in your profile - it looks like a purple pincher. So cute! We used to have over 100 of them. :) xx

  9. Those are all so true! Funny stuff haha