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Monday, September 21, 2009

Definitions By Gender

* THINGY (thing-ee) : n.
Female … Any part under a car’s hood.
Male … The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

* VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel): adj.
Female … Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male … Playing football without a cup.

* COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon): n.
Female … The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male … Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

* COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment): n.

Female … A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male … Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

* ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment): n.
Female … A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male … Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

* FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens): n.
Female … An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male … A source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding.

* MAKING LOVE (may-king luv): n.
Female … The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male … Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

* REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl): n.
Female … A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male … A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

* BUTT (but) n.
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
Male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.


  1. Men & women are wired so differently!! LOL

  2. I love our differences, though it can be a bit frustrating when it comes to communication

  3. Bestest Buddy.. so right on the mark! LOL

  4. What a great post, I love it. Men say they don't understand women but all they need to do is read this post. All here in black and white.

  5. totally relatable!

    right on mark!

  6. with these differences, i'm so proud to be a woman!