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Sunday, March 27, 2011

Ode To The Fart


Here's a cute e-mail forward to share.

Remember we all do it some time or another!

A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent but deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must not forget.......
Sweet old farts like me and you!

12 comments:

  1. Veronica, you never cease to leave a smile on my face!!

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  2. Haha, in one of my most recent posts I posted a picture book about farts. How funny!

    Beans, beans,
    the magical fruit
    the more you eat
    the more you toot
    the more you toot,
    the better you feel
    that's why you eat beans
    every meal

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  3. Thanks so much for participating in my simple sundays blog hop. Following you already via gfc and thanks so much for posting my button to your blog.

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  4. I laughed so hard water went out of my nose!

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  5. Hey Veronica! Returning the favor! What a tickled pink post!

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  6. What a nice topic to start the week out with. lol

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  7. My daughter will get a huge kick out of that cartoon!

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  8. I can relate, I can relate. We were invited over to a friends house and she always cooks with so much garlic and garlic give me gas. We were eating and I got up to go to the bathroom because I could feel it coming on. We were on the patio and her glass patio doors were so clean that I thought they were open. I ran right into the glass which caught me off guard and I relaxed and I don't have to tell you what happened next.
    What can you do?

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  9. I'm your newest follower :D Hope you can check out my blog sometime, opalstevens.blogspot.com!

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  10. LOL! You are to funny. I was with my mom shopping one day when a elderly woman walked by and ripped a BIG one Mom and I looked at each other and started laughing I figured she is old she does not hear or feel them any more.

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  11. You're too funny -- and you're also way too young to be an old fart. LOL

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