A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR :
A place where women curl up and dye.
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Someone who is fed up with people.
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
Someone me-deep in conversation
An insect that makes you like flies better.
Grape with a sunburn.
Something you tell to one person at a time.
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
The pain that drives you to extraction.
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
An honest opinion openly expressed.
Something other people have. You have character lines.
I love this!! Made me laugh!!ReplyDelete
Thanks for the morning smile:-) Some of these are really funny. I feel like the dog at the bottom today. hahahaReplyDelete
BESTEST BUDDY! I MISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSED YOU.ReplyDelete
I can never tell you enough heh heh.
You brought a smile and a giggle with your wonderful post!
Luv ya girlie!
I love the pix on your blog. thanks for following me. I just added the folo button. sorry about that.ReplyDelete
LOL! I love the def. for 'gossiper'! I never thought of it THAT way! LOL!ReplyDelete
Hello to you my friend. I LOVE YOUR POSTS! You are way awesome cool.ReplyDelete
lol I enjoyed reading this today. Thanks for the laughs. Hoping over from the Mom Bloggers CC.ReplyDelete
Hey! Was that Hobbes at the spa there at the top????ReplyDelete
These are a riot!!ReplyDelete
Those were great!!!!ReplyDelete
OMG The Secret one killed me - SOOOOO TRUE! Awful ... but true. I might have to steal that one myself.ReplyDelete
my favorite is skeleton :)ReplyDelete