A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR :
A place where women curl up and dye.
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Someone who is fed up with people.
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
Someone me-deep in conversation
An insect that makes you like flies better.
Grape with a sunburn.
Something you tell to one person at a time.
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
The pain that drives you to extraction.
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
An honest opinion openly expressed.
Something other people have. You have character lines.