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Monday, October 12, 2009

Rejected Dictionary Entries

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ADULT :
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


BEAUTY PARLOR :
A place where women curl up and dye.

COMMITTEE :
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST :
Mud with the juice squeezed out.


CANNIBAL :
Someone who is fed up with people.

GOSSIPER :
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF :
Cold Storage.

INFLATION :
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.


CHICKENS :tumblr
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

EGOTIST :
Someone me-deep in conversation

MOSQUITO :
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN :
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET :
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON : tumblr
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE :
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW :
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN :
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES :
Something other people have. You have character lines.

15 comments:

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

I love this!! Made me laugh!!

Suzanne said...

Thanks for the morning smile:-) Some of these are really funny. I feel like the dog at the bottom today. hahaha

Tami said...

BESTEST BUDDY! I MISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSED YOU.
I can never tell you enough heh heh.

You brought a smile and a giggle with your wonderful post!

Luv ya girlie!

thriftymomma said...

I love the pix on your blog. thanks for following me. I just added the folo button. sorry about that.

Forever Sonrisas said...

very funny!

The girl with the flour in her hair said...

I love the skeleton one! And the cat picture! Too funny!

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...

love it!

Jennifer said...

LOL! I love the def. for 'gossiper'! I never thought of it THAT way! LOL!

!!The Obnoxious SAHM!! said...

Hello to you my friend. I LOVE YOUR POSTS! You are way awesome cool.

Valerie said...

lol I enjoyed reading this today. Thanks for the laughs. Hoping over from the Mom Bloggers CC.

Lin said...

Hey! Was that Hobbes at the spa there at the top????

AudreyO said...

These are a riot!!

blueviolet said...

Those were great!!!!

The Bee said...

OMG The Secret one killed me - SOOOOO TRUE! Awful ... but true. I might have to steal that one myself.

yonca said...

my favorite is skeleton :)

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