Tuesday, January 12, 2010

I LOVE Wal-Mart shoppers - a boost to all of our egos!

This has gotta be the best Wal-Mart email forward I've received so far. I just couldn't resist posting this.

'American muffin top winner 2009'!

the new Madonna look, Walmart-style

is that a badger on her head? I don't know

Mega fleeces on sale now! Aisle four!

Caught ya!

There is liberty in apathy!

Get him while he's single, ladies!

This is a badger, too? New trend?

Wow. I have no words for this one.

Or this one.

Or this one.

The hat adds a certain 'je ne sais quoi.'

I want one of these for Christmas!! Pleeeeeeeeease! !

Again, there is liberty in apathy!

Why the hell not wear a bathing suit to shop?

If it weren't for the slippers...

Ready to go home and play around? :)

He sure is!

Saved the best for last! Happy shopping!!!

25 comments:

  1. Holy cow.....that was a LOT of butt crack for this early in the morning. LOL!!!

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  2. Well my ego is waaay up there now. I just can't comprehend y peeps do this to themselves...hurts my eyes lol

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  3. LMAO.....Thank you for this early morning wakeup...!!

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  4. What has happened to the human race?

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  5. OMG!!!!! whoever keep saying they need to lose weight though they look like they are 70-lb, they should really check those out!

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  6. THERE IS A WEBSITE THOSE CAME FROM AND THERE ARE MANY MANY MORE! iTS DISTURBING... YET FUNNY!
    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

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  7. I have checked this website out many times. It's hard to believe people really think they look goood in some of this stuff. Makes you think twice about what you go out in though, doesn't it, hehehe.

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  8. WHOA!!! That is CRAZY!
    That is a LOT of butt crack!

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  9. Oh my .... I can't stop laughing! Thanks I needed a good laugh.

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  10. Thank goodness I had my breakfast already or I would barf... sure makes me feel like Cindy Crawford LMAO

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  11. Unfortunately I WAS eating breakfast at the time of this, er...'revealing' post reading. I think you need a disclaimer at the top!! WARNING: GAG REFLEXES WILL BE TRIGGERED. EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK.

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  12. That is a crying shame!! I want to laugh but then, want to cry because they are seriously thinking that they look fine or else they wouldn't be going out like that in public.

    Walmart really should refuse their services. That is bad on the eyes.

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  13. Oh. my. God. I am not sure whether to laugh or puke. WOW!!

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  14. teeheehee I've People of Wal-Mart [where these pix come from] in my RSS reader, and frankly it's the first place I go when I check my Reader! Always good for a laugh. or groan. or cringe...!

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  15. Oh my goodness, this is hysterical!! Great post!

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  16. I LOVE the people of Walmart website. I go there when I need a laugh..well that and FML...lol

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  17. You have got to be kidding me! LOL!

    I shop at Wal-Mart...not many choices in the rural dirty south. And yes, I've seen these monstrosities live and in action!

    This sounds HORRIBLE...but one day when I got in the car...my hubby had been waiting for some reason (maybe a sleeping baby?) Anyways, he had a note pad and was tallying obese vs overweight people in the parking lot. WTF?! It was really insane!

    I SERIOUSLY have seen some of the likes of these photos.

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  18. OH MY GAWD!!! Those are HILARIOUS, Veronica!!

    You know, I actually commented the other day that I felt like I had "back fat" and needed a new bra. Yeah, no. At least I don't have "back boobs"!! LOL!!

    Love Walmart.

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  19. OMG!I have to take my eyes off them!!!

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  20. Hysterical! Still laughing over here. What are people thinking?!

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  21. Oh, my gosh. It never ceases to amaze me what people will do. Weird. LOL. Thanks for visiting my blog! Now following you too!

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  22. Wow. I'm speechless but I sure did LOL. Thanks for today's laugh. Visiting from MBC. I really enjoy your blog.

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  23. Hi Veronica,

    These photos are hysterical... thanks for sharing!

    Cheers!
    Cinde - The Freebie Fairy

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  24. ohhhh!!! can you please forward this to meeeeeeeee!

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