ADULT :
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR :
A place where women curl up and dye.
COMMITTEE :
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST :
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
CANNIBAL :
Someone who is fed up with people.
GOSSIPER :
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF :
Cold Storage.
INFLATION :
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
CHICKENS :
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
EGOTIST :
Someone me-deep in conversation
MOSQUITO :
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN :
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET :
Something you tell to one person at a time.
EGOTIST :
Someone me-deep in conversation
MOSQUITO :
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN :
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET :
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON :
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE :
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW :
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN :
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES :
Something other people have. You have character lines.
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE :
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW :
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN :
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES :
Something other people have. You have character lines.
I love this!! Made me laugh!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the morning smile:-) Some of these are really funny. I feel like the dog at the bottom today. hahaha
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You brought a smile and a giggle with your wonderful post!
Luv ya girlie!
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ReplyDeletevery funny!
ReplyDeletelove it!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I love the def. for 'gossiper'! I never thought of it THAT way! LOL!
ReplyDeleteHello to you my friend. I LOVE YOUR POSTS! You are way awesome cool.
ReplyDeletelol I enjoyed reading this today. Thanks for the laughs. Hoping over from the Mom Bloggers CC.
ReplyDeleteHey! Was that Hobbes at the spa there at the top????
ReplyDeleteThese are a riot!!
ReplyDeleteThose were great!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG The Secret one killed me - SOOOOO TRUE! Awful ... but true. I might have to steal that one myself.
ReplyDeletemy favorite is skeleton :)
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