Definitions By Gender

* THINGY (thing-ee) : n.
Female … Any part under a car’s hood.
Male … The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

* VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel): adj.
Female … Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male … Playing football without a cup.

* COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon): n.
Female … The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male … Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

* COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment): n.

Female … A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male … Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

* ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment): n.
Female … A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male … Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

* FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens): n.

Female … An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male … A source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding.

* MAKING LOVE (may-king luv): n.
Female … The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male … Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

* REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl): n.
Female … A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male … A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

* BUTT (but) n.
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
Male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.