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Friday, November 13, 2009

Definitions For Parents

Amnesia:
Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.

Top Bunk:
Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.

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When the baby’s face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

Grandparents:

The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.

Impregnable:
A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

Puddle:
A small body of water that draws other small bodies into it.

Dumbwaiter:
One who asks if the kids want ice cream.

Family Planning:
The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart at the dinner table, to avoid a food fight.

Feedback:
The gift your kids give you. Even when it’s not your birthday.

Full Name:
What you call your child when you’re mad at them.

Hear-say:
What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

Independent:
How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

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The first word spoken by children with older siblings.

Prenatal:
When your life was still somewhat your own.

Sterilize:
What you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it.

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None of the kids who live in your house.

16 comments:

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The Girl Next Door Grows Up said...

Very funny :-)

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ComfyMom~Stacey said...

We had a dumbwaiter last week. "Who wants ice cream?!" Dude, really? The kids at the next table over started whining for it he was so loud.

Alicia said...

LOL...these are so true!!!!

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

Those were great! I liked hear-say. Baby Boo is very good at that one!

Michelle said...

Funny! We're learning "Ow" for the first word. 2yr old keeps hitting 6 mo old with toy black and decker hammer...she's trying to get him to chase her! LOL

yonca said...

I'm laughing at family planning :)
Have a beautiful weekend my dear friend! BIG HUGS!

Christie O. said...

True true and TRUE!!!!! HILARIOUS!

blueviolet said...

So true! Oh man, the grandparents one....

Lin said...

I like the full name one--even the cats have middle names around here for that very reason!

Andrea-Memories As A Mom said...

Those were awesome! Loved it :)

Kimberly@PrettyPinkMomma said...

That was frickin hilarious! I loved Ow and Sterilize - so true at our house! How I have missed your awesome posts :)

2 Toddlers and Me said...

Hilarious list! Too funny.

CanadianMama said...

Oh hilarious - my favorite is amnesia!

Mrs. Clean Freak said...

LOL! I enjoyed the definitions for parents! LMBO! Great post with that! LOL

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